We Aren’t a Week Into and There’s More News From the Kardashian Orbit Than I Can Possibly Handle

We all have resolutions. Resolutions to stop doing this or start doing that. Resolutions to be somehow harder, better, faster, stronger. Resolutions to return to the resolution question around April. The modern world is set up so that even abstaining from resolutions on anti-personal-growth terms is still a resolution somehow. Some will succeed and some will fail, but good news: If your resolution was to finally—finally—keep up with the Kardashians, boy is this the week to do it. There is a lot going on in that family.